Microfiction Monday

Hosted by Susan at Stony River



The modern world! But our magic doesn't work there! The screenwriter should be fired.
Did someone mention fire? Let me scorch his behind!

Microfiction Monday

Hosted by Susan at Stony River



When is Geppetto going to continue working on us?
Dunno. But i hear he's busy carving a boy out of a woodblock.
Has his nose grown yet?

Microfiction Monday

Oh no, not again! Why does my mother-in-law think she must stock me with preserves for the next 5 years every time hubby visits her?

Microfiction Monday

Hey, wait, i've lost my contact lens! Yes, i know we're late but i can't go without it, and can't find it in this patch of 4 leaf clovers.

Microfiction Monday

Looking dandy. Getting ready for the parade? Just this small village tomorrow and it's off to Rome. That Gaul, Asterix, looks a joke anyway.

Microfiction Monday

Are they coming yet? Phew, can't trust those young folks. They promise you a goatfriend then go snogging in the copse. How about my needs?

Microfiction Monday - unofficial

I was busy over the weekend. I have been busy today. Had a story to write in French (rather simple but a story nonetheless) for the first part of the exam which happened to be this afternoon. Hence no time to write a proper MM and I'm not sure I'll be able to write something for tomorrow's prompt.

I'm not officially signing in today but here's what I managed to come up with (not too happy with it)...



WHAT? This can't be... My sisters - practicing for the audition?
They must have found out I'd signed up and want to beat me to it again!

Microfiction Monday

This fun meme is hosted by Susan at Stony River




My feet are cold and the water is freezing. And she wants me to help her build the nest now! I wish i'd met a chick from the south instead!

Microfiction Monday

Susan at Stony River hosts this meme




And all I asked of the Fairy Godmother was a Volkswagen Rabbit, thought Ann as a huge rabbit carried her on his back across a golf course.

Microfiction Monday

Susan at Stony River hosts this meme. It's short, it's fiction, it's fun, all in just 140 characters or less.



Gee, I'm glad I'm not a man so I don't have to join the Navy to enjoy the company of sailors.
Now kiss me, my admiral, and say you agree.

Microfiction Monday

Brought to us by Susan at Stony River



Lucy would enjoy the rare moments of her alone time if she didn't dread uncle Jo's visits.
She was horrified by the way he touched her.

Microfiction Monday

Monday is play time. This week Susan provided us with the following picuture to make up a story in 140 characters (or less)




Esther failed to notice the blink her latest catch flashed toward his buddies.
As she clambered out of the pool, she swore she'd get even.

Microfiction Monday

It's time to play again. This time Susan provided us with the following picuture to make up a story in 140 characters (or less)



Are you sure this is the right way to Jack's estate? I don't think he had this in mind when he said we should turn right at "The Two Cows".

Microfiction Monday

Hosted by Susan at Stony River




Alright, so you're stuck. Blocked. No idea what to write. And you expect me to do something about it? Like, pull a magician out of a hat?

Microfiction Monday

Courtesy of Susan at Stony River



You what??? Bought a pirate ship?!?

But it was a bargain. And they said they would otherwise disassemble it after the carnival procession.

Microfiction Monday

Another Monday and time for the fabulous meme hosted by Susan at Stony River



What is it you're saying? You love me? Want to marry me?
Oh, Sean darling... yes yes yes!
What? You're not Sean? No, I'm not Dee... crap!

Microfiction Monday

Hosted by Susan at Stony River



Waiter! There's a bug in my stew, and it's huge!
Impossible! I removed it mys... goodness! There's folks in there, too! call 911, quick!

Microfiction Monday

with the fabulous hostess Susan at Stony River

That's it! I'm moving out!
Can't stand the noise those folks upstairs make all the time partying.
Worse still, they never invite me!

Microfiction Monday

the hostess of which is Susan at Stony River



"Aphrodite, are you ready?"
"Almost. What's at stake this time? A golden apple? Fine. I know just how to make that human give it to me."

Unofficial MFM

"Why did you throw yourself from the bridge?"
The boy, still shivering, replied: "I wanted to know what it's like to be a Pooh stick."