Sunday, 1 November 2009

Something I stole

Have You Ever …….

Been pulled over? Several times, most at the onset of my driving career. A young thing in a Renault 4 seemed reason enough for police patrols to perform "routine checks" on me.

Dyed your hair? I let my hairdresser do it.

Pulled an all-nighter? Yep.

Fallen down in public? In what way?

Broken a bone? Not that I know of.

Had braces? I don't want to be reminded of that time.

Built something out of wood? Carved, yes. Built, not likely.

Been to Disneyland? No way.

Eaten a Krispy Kreme donut? What the heck is Krispy Kreme donut?

Screamed during a scary movie? Scary movies? No, thank you.

Been to a professional sporting event? Basketball although it was hardly considered professional at the time. Oh, wait... once the Harlem Globetrotters performed in Ljubljana I happened to be there.

Slept till noon? Used to but not in a while.

Been arrested? No.

Opened Christmas presents early? Is there a kid who didn't? Takes half the fun away, though.

Rolled down a hill? Erm, yes.

Toilet papered someone’s house? What do you take me for?

Laughed so hard you cried? Yep.

Gotten seasick? No, but then I don't spend much time on rough seas.

Shared a sucker with your dog? He shredded my knickers, does that count?

Been in an accident? A couple. No serious damage, though.

Ridden in a limo? Nope.

Had a pet fish? Actually, yes. It was about the only pet I was allowed to have.

Been ice skating? Sort of... although ice butting would probably be more accurate.

Locked your keys in the car? Once.

Ridden a horse? I was never allowed to try at the time I wanted to do it. Now I would feel sorry for the beast who would have to carry my weight so I have no desire to try.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Krispy Kreme donuts are nothing special. They are over priced and no big deal. A glazed donut is a glazed donut. Oh my youth...I've TP'd a couple of houses in my day LOL. Good answers :)

quilly said...

Ice butting is more in line with what I did, too. LOL!

juliana said...

i could have googled those darned dughnuts (no offence but you americans can't even spell properly) if i was interested enough but thanks for the help, thom - as always, it is much appreciated

and i can't stand water in any other form than liquid (except in scotch)
so ice butting should come as no surprise and it seems that makes two of us ;)